This is Darwin here with some news updates from the Lincolnshire cousins. Last night I had a horrible experience while enjoying my evening snooze. It has taken me years to find the perfect snoozing spot, I can keep one eye on the village goings on out of the window, I'm high enough to get away from the pesky little sister and it is very comfy - the back of the 'lemsip' chair as my Mum calls it. I was happily dozy and decided the cushion needed a little more paw work to get it right when - wait for it - the chair ate me!! I know, I thought my time had come but did my Mum rush to save me, no she made some very strange noises which made water come out of her eyes and THEN she got that little metal thing that clicks and flashes! (photos attached). Then she released me, all the time I got no help from pesky little sister either.
On Mondays Dad gets up really early to go to a place called Cambridge to do something called Work, we usually go back to bed with Mum for an hour but not this morning. Mr Toff Cat decided he needed to go outside and he won't use the hole in the door so Mum went to unlock the back door, this started a strange reaction, she ran around the house shouting 'where are my keys?' I tried to keep up with her, she then sounded really cross and said words about my Dad, tried to speak to him on his mobile (whatever that is) and then said that's it we can't get out, the groomer can't get in (hang on a minute THE GROOMER) she then got her mobile and started pressing keys when we heard the door unlock, Dad got 10 minutes down the road and put his hand in his pocket - so all's well. Apart from THE GROOMER - hang on that's his car outside got to go and hide.
Finally I thought you might like this photo of Mia and I having our nap, Mia is the one upside down! Love Darwin x
Thanks Cousin Darwin! We hope you have a much less stressful day today! Dex and Louis x